At least this is way easier than making That Speech.
The one that (rhyming or not) has brought a blush to the cheeks of many a brave man and woman, has outraged countless maiden aunts (though not enough that they’d hold back on the canapés), and should be credited with launching hundreds of very awkward movie scenes. So, just relax and chose. No outfit to buy (or rent), no buttonholes required, no shrimp cocktails to navigate without dropping them down your front or into your neighbour’s lap. (Thank you the ‘60s and ‘70s). Just an expression of love and respect.